It is like an Atari game where the levels just get harder and harder until you die.
Archive for 2009|Yearly archive page
UGHhh. That’s so brutal.
In Alex Hates on March 19, 2009 at 7:37 pmDon’t give him a single track. He needs to hear the whole album. Then he can decide what songs he likes.
THE WHOLE ALBUM PLEASE.
Yesterday.
In Uncategorized on February 19, 2009 at 3:50 pmWednesday, February 18th was a terrible awful no-good bad day.
Change of heart?
In Uncategorized on February 19, 2009 at 2:55 amAlex has really been much less hateful these days.
He would however, ask that you do not read on the train and fall on him while you are drunk on cherry cough syrup.
And it would be nice if he could use the stupid printer again sometime soon.
Thanks.
blechk.
Just a Crumb
In Alex Hates on February 2, 2009 at 7:08 pm- Traffic
- “The Neighbor.” Stop ruining Alex’s life. You are awful and scary.
Lacking in the Hate
In Alex Hates on January 30, 2009 at 10:59 pmHey there hate fans.
Alex was far too busy to hate much today.
So I am going to take a stab in the dark here at a couple things:
- Alex surely hates the Nanny sitcom from the nineties. He would rather eat maggoty cheese.
- Pretty sure that Old Navy would be the worst retail job for him. Wearing the headset, listening to the upbeat store soundtrack, and directing families to the mountain of 5 dollar t-shirts that he JUST folded. They are all looking for XXL, so they ruin the whole pile digging through. Potentially catastrophic hate.
- Oh man. I am positive that the worst day at the deli was July 4th. Emmm, can I have ….EMmmm ….what’s that chicken salad like? Does it have piiissstashioos? I hate them….can you pick them out…..and Capreeeeese salad. Yeah and Emmmm. Can you wipe me?
- Carbon Monoxide detectors.
- Not being at Key Lime Cove right now
- Not owning a wolf sweatshirt in at least two different colors
- Not owning a lynx also sucks
“Come on”
In Alex Hates on January 29, 2009 at 11:19 pm- Let’s be serious. You are a dork. Please just stop pretending not to be. It’s OK. Alex is a dork, too. But he ADMITS that. Come on. You’re being a poser. And posers are terrible.
- Let’s go shopping during lunch on State Street. Let’s find the NASTIEST handbag possible. Distressed metallic “fabric” and like ten million buckles and crusty hardware rubbish. Put a Lamb label on it. Open bag: Barph.
- Heeyyyyy! Print like a million things out. NEVER pick them up off the printer. The more paper there is, the better…to hate you with.
- Stop taking things that Alex clearly hates and bring them up repeatedly just to see him squirm. It is a filthy habit. Don’t pour vinegar into an open wound. He has a lot to be pissed about without you making it worse. Doing this while he is eating is truly evil.
- Alex is really into sports. FANATICally. He has a whole fantasy defensive line of Fatheads up in his apartment. They really compliment the hand-crafted Noguchi-ish coffee table in his condo. Not.
