Hey there hate fans.
Alex was far too busy to hate much today.
So I am going to take a stab in the dark here at a couple things:
- Alex surely hates the Nanny sitcom from the nineties. He would rather eat maggoty cheese.
- Pretty sure that Old Navy would be the worst retail job for him. Wearing the headset, listening to the upbeat store soundtrack, and directing families to the mountain of 5 dollar t-shirts that he JUST folded. They are all looking for XXL, so they ruin the whole pile digging through. Potentially catastrophic hate.
- Oh man. I am positive that the worst day at the deli was July 4th. Emmm, can I have ….EMmmm ….what’s that chicken salad like? Does it have piiissstashioos? I hate them….can you pick them out…..and Capreeeeese salad. Yeah and Emmmm. Can you wipe me?
- Carbon Monoxide detectors.
- Not being at Key Lime Cove right now
- Not owning a wolf sweatshirt in at least two different colors
- Not owning a lynx also sucks
Stuff Alex Hates 